|The monkey with a blade of dry/dead grass|
Fact: Cows eat grass.
Today, sitting outside on a blanket, the monkey crawled to the edge of the blanket so he could grab a fistful of grass and eat it, or at least try to eat it. Therefore going back to the above fact - cows eat grass and then the info that the monkey eats grass (ok, tries to eat grass) it therefore stands in my reasoning that the monkey is therefore a cow. And yes, I am aware that it is flawed reasoning and the instructor in my Critical Thinking class would be horrified if I used this reasoning in real life...but I think he might be ok that I use it in this instance (especially since I know my reasoning is flawed)...then again he probably wouldn't be ok with it - he was a pretty serious guy.
But don't worry - I do have pictures of the monkey being a cow!
|See momma - I got some grass!|
|Mm...I can stuff it in my mouth...|
|I mean really - who wants to play with toys when they can eat grass!|